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Dong Li

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a few bear jokes for Dong Li

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.

Why did the bear bring a ladder to the forest? He had heard the trees were tall and wanted to be sure.

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.