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Govind Thattai

Hi.
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a few bear jokes for Govind Thattai

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)