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Josip Djolonga

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a few bear jokes for Josip Djolonga

What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

Two bears are sitting on a log. One bear says, do you ever think about the future? The other bear says, only when there is no honey.