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Karel Lenc

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a few bear jokes for Karel Lenc

A bear is on a grass at the top of a street. Someone says, are you all right? The bear says, I am staying here a while longer. The someone says, yes. That seems right.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.