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Matthew Tung

Hi.
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a few bear jokes for Matthew Tung

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.

What did the bear say to the small bear? Don't worry. Most of what matters lives in the edges.

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.