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Raphael Lopez Kaufman

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a few bear jokes for Raphael Lopez Kaufman

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.

Two bears are sitting on a log. One bear says, do you ever think about the future? The other bear says, only when there is no honey.