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Sam Xu

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a few bear jokes for Sam Xu

Why don't bears like fast food? Because they can never catch it.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

A bear is asked: how many bear jokes does the world need? The bear says: more than twenty-three. He will not change the number.