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Shanghaoran Quan

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a few bear jokes for Shanghaoran Quan

Two bears are walking along a beach called Longsands. One bear says, did you choose to be here? The other bear says, no, I just am. They keep walking.

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.