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Zach Gleicher

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a few bear jokes for Zach Gleicher

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.

What did the bear shout at the football match? Football is Life.