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Nir Levine

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Nir Levine

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

A bear is told he is the architect. The bear says: of what? He is told: of everything you have been carrying. The bear sits down. It is a lot to carry.

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.