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Wenhan Xiong

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Wenhan Xiong

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

What is the bear's advice to anyone reading this? Keep going. The lamppost is still where it was. The table is still set.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.